Posted by Sarah Brown

Cool cats in sunglasses? Paws down, one of the best things the internet has ever gifted us. There's just something hissterically adorable about a feline rocking a tiny pair of shades like they own the catwalk. Whether they're lounging poolside, striking a pose on the couch, or just giving their humans the ultimate side-eye, cats in sunglasses bring major cattitude.

You know that classic "don't talk to me before my coffee" look? These kitties mastered it long before humans ever did with nothing but a pair of sunnies and a perfectly unimpressed expression. They're not just fashionable, they're purrfessionals at exuding cool. One glance and you can almost hear them say, "Stay pawsitive, but don't cramp my vibe."

Sunglasses are also the purrfect disguise for plotting world domination, judging hoomans in peace, or simply napping undisturbed. Whether they're channeling summer vibes or undercover spy energy, these stylish fluffballs are ready to claw their way into the spotlight one sunny nap at a time. The future's bright, and these cats are already wearing their shades.

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Posted by Rae Deng

U.S. President Donald Trump's Big Beautiful Bill provided U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement with unprecedented levels of funding.

Posted by Dan Savage

No Struggle Session this week — my summer of dashing around the world to see family continues (next up: chosen family) — but there’s a wonderful conversation unfolding in the comment thread on this week’s column about being non-binary and what binaries need to know about dating non-binaries. (Yes, Alex, there was a master plan!) … Read More »

The post STRUGGLE SESSION: Chosen Family, Pocket Altar Boys, Muppet-Faced Men and more! appeared first on Dan Savage.

Posted by Sarah Brown

This tail has taken a turn from furtunate to furustrating. A sweet kitten clawed his way into the heart of a loving new home after his original family decided twice that they couldn't handle him with scratches, babies, and all. But now, after pouncing on the chance to rehome him, they're backtracking again, tugging on heartstrings and threatening legal claws.

Let's be pawsitive. This kitten is thriving! He's bonded with a new sibling, has a stable environment, and is clearly living his best meowment. They cuddle, play, and meow for each other like the dynamic duo they were meant to be. Meanwhile, the original pawrents seem more unsure than a cat deciding whether or not to jump.

After giving them multiple chances, it's clear this kitty found his furever home and he's already left pawprints on everyone's heart. The attempt at guilttripping and legal threats? Not very clawver. With proof, compassion, and some firm boundaries, this situation will hopefully settle faster than a cat into a cardboard box.

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Posted by Jordan Liles

Users shared a story about a girl who allegedly briefly died and met Jesus Christ, who warned her of the dangers of living with modern technology.

Posted by Rae Deng

Noem reportedly issued a directive requiring all contracts and grants over $100,000 to receive her personal sign off for approval.

Posted by Cindy Shan

Online videos claimed the Hollywood star stormed out of the ABC talk show following a confrontational interview about his religious beliefs.

Posted by Joey Esposito

Online claim that Springsteen "stepped in" to help Texas flood victims is just the latest in a deluge of misinformation about relief efforts.

Posted by Sarah Brown

Sploot alert! When a cat flops down like a fuzzy pancake with their little back legs kicked out like they're about to launch into a jazz split — that, my friend, is peak sploot.

Why do they do it? Who knows. Who cares. All that matters is there's suddenly a long, leggy loaf sprawled across the kitchen floor like they pay rent and own the place. 

One minute they're zooming at 100 miles per hour, the next they're fully melted into the ground like a scoop of tabby sherbet. It's the ultimate drama queen move. "Oh, me? I'm just exhausted from knocking your water glass off the table for the third time. Let me just… collapse gracefully."

Some cats go for the full sploot, legs behind like furry baguettes. Others give us a lazy half-sploot, one drumstick tucked in, the other out like they forgot what they were doing halfway through. Either way, 10/10. Would admire again.

Sploot on, kitties. The floor is your stage, and your beans are the show.

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Posted by Megan Loe

Posts claimed the 42-year-old man rescued at least nine elderly residents trapped in a retirement complex amid flooding in Kerr County, Texas.

Posted by Laerke Christensen

Maddow supposedly donated millions of dollars, hired rescue helicopters and offered up her Texas home for relief work.

Posted by Laurent Shinar

Look, if Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly could get along eventually in the movie Step Brothers, then why should it be all too surprising that cute cats and dopey doggos can also be firm friends? For you see, perhaps there is something that we hoomans have been missing when it comes to cat and canine kind. It is not necessarily that point of species that irks them, perhaps it is the point of indoor our outdoor living. Where outdoor creatures are jealous and jab at their indoor counterparts whenever they cross paths.

Because when you have finished scrolling this cute collection of cuddly cats and dogs who are best awwnimal buds, you will wonder how when and why the feud between feline and canine kind ever began. So settle in for some of the sweetest and most well-mannered feline fur babies you have ever laid your eyes on.
 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Look we get it, this week has felt like three already, and with the weekend now glimmering off in the distance, it can be hard to keep your cool and concentration on what is left to do in this work week. Which can be a big problem if you end up slacking off so much that you get fired before the weekend.

And because no one needs to start their weekend in a pit of despair, we figured we would lend a hand with this collection of calming cat memes for when you are too excited about the weekend. Our feline friends have gathered from far and wide for this, and brought forth only the fluffiest felines, the coolest cattos and the cuddliest kittens to make sure that you come out calm enough to keep your job and not lose it due to distraction or excitement. 

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Here's a story that every cat pawrent, accidental adopter, or CDS believer will feel deep in their whiskers. Sometimes, the Cat Distribution System doesn't deliver with a meow at the door. Sometimes, it tiptoes across your bed and leaves pawprints on your heart before you even realize what's happening. That's exactly how this cat arrived - uninvited, uninterested in cuddles, and yet absolutely meant to be.

The hooman in this story was never a "cat person". But as so many of us have learned, the CDS doesn't care what kind of pet person you think you are. It sends the right cat, at the right time, whether you're ready or not. And sometimes, the cat isn't ready either. This was no instant love story - this cat invader watched from a distance for over two months, never allowing touch, never showing trust… until one day, out of nowhere, he did. That sudden moment of acceptance? A miracle only fellow feline fanatics will understand.

What makes this story so relatable isn't just the surprise cat adoption - it's the deeper truth many of us have felt: that cats don't just fill a home. They fill a hole we didn't even know was there. In this case, Ares the cat showed up two weeks after a long-term relationship ended. He brought purpose and companionship. A bond that asked for patience and returned it with loyalty.

So here's to the mysterious meowgic of the CDS - always watching, always waiting, always pouncing at the purrfect time.

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Posted by Aleksandra Wrona

Some social media users claimed Gauff personally visited the disaster zone to provide assistance.

Posted by Blake Seidel

It's a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme - family yearns for a cat, the Cat Distribution System hears their cries, and then it delivers them a cat purrfectly suited for them. The CDS's methods are wide and varied. Sometimes the cat sneaks into your bag without you noticing, sometimes the cat just follows you home, and on occasion, the CDS has been known to employ doggos to deliver said kittens into your home and heart

This family's dog started barking outside at what seemed to be a tiny furball in the driveway. The dad went out to see what was going on, and realized that the tiny floof in the driveway was actually a tiny kitten! As if someone had heard their wishes (his wife and son were just talking about how they wanted a cat - what a coincidence!), the CDS sent this kitten straight to their doorstep. Now, her name is 'Mew' and she's loved by all family members, both two and four-legged!

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Posted by Joey Esposito

Users on social media took advantage of the tragic natural disaster in 2025 to resuscitate a viral joke from 2024.

Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

One of the most meowgical and kind of hilarious things about the cat distribution system is that it often seems to choose people who want nothing to do with cats at all. We, cat people, sometimes wait decades to be chosen by a cat. Meanwhile, there goes another cat hater getting adopted. 

Countless times at this point, we have seen people who hate cat get adopted by them, people who never wanted a cat getting adopted by them. And now, add to the list someone who is terrified of cats getting adopted by one. Because that is what happened here. This person may not know it yet, but we do, and this cat does, and the fact that they are willing to sit outside with the cat for hours in the freezing cold just so the cat is not left alone… that's all the proof we need. You've been chosen. That is an honor that is not bestowed on everyone. 

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